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Post by leaves on Aug 7, 2005 12:20:07 GMT -5
just a little joke ;D
A panda bear walks into a restaurant and orders a sandwich.
When he receives the sandwich he eats it and then shoots the waiter and leaves the restaurant.
A policeman sees the panda and tells him he just broke the law. The panda bear tells the policeman that he's innocent and, if he didn't believe him, to look in the dictionary. The policeman gets a dictionary and looks up "panda bear."
It says, ''Panda Bear: eats shoots and leaves.
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Post by «¦ƒ£ãr릻¬¦3ÃЦ on Aug 7, 2005 20:18:13 GMT -5
thats just stupid
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Post by *GøldènHáwk* on Aug 8, 2005 18:50:28 GMT -5
haha
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Post by ::§kýè:: on Aug 9, 2005 21:42:27 GMT -5
lol
thats about how i like to play df2, minus the eating
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Post by leaves on Aug 10, 2005 7:02:13 GMT -5
well that was a good joke but check this one, he ownes every1
A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
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Post by *GøldènHáwk* on Aug 14, 2005 13:01:32 GMT -5
lol...awful
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Post by krownz on Aug 14, 2005 13:30:21 GMT -5
lolol
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Post by ::M@nDo:: on Aug 14, 2005 22:10:20 GMT -5
oh oh oh i got one! Here it goes hope u all like it.
There was this yellow school bus with 32 of the ugliest looking people in the world (Goldie look alikes) going on a trip. Unfortuntately the bus got into a accident and none of the 32 made it. So before entering the gates of heaven God who felt so bad cuz he messed up so bad on this people granted each of them one wish. So the first Goldie look alike came up and God told him that he could have one wish granted before entering the gates of heaven. So of course he asked to be handsome and so he wish was granted. So one by one they all were wishing to be hot looking and handsome. Then came the last Goldie look alike and so God ask him the same thing he asked everyone else about granting him a wish. When God asked him that he just started rolling on the ground laughing! And so God asked what was wrong? And he said "I WISH FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE TO BE UGLY AGAIN!"
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Post by krownz on Aug 15, 2005 9:25:40 GMT -5
lol ;D
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Post by ::§kýè:: on Aug 15, 2005 16:32:09 GMT -5
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Post by «¦ƒ£ãr릻¬¦3ÃЦ on Aug 16, 2005 17:59:59 GMT -5
lol nice 1
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Post by *GøldènHáwk* on Aug 17, 2005 21:15:16 GMT -5
lol...man i am some sexy |
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Post by «¦ƒ£ãr릻¬¦3ÃЦ on Aug 21, 2005 17:30:27 GMT -5
lol...man i am some sexy u wish |
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Post by krownz on Aug 21, 2005 18:19:07 GMT -5
BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Post by «¦ƒ£ãr릻¬¦3ÃЦ on Aug 22, 2005 8:48:09 GMT -5
LOL.....atleast i speak the truth
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