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Post by =Hybrid~MoS^GH= on Dec 14, 2003 22:36:59 GMT -5
Why Chanukah is Better Than Christmas
10. There's no "Donny & Marie Chanukah Special."
9. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway).
8. No need to clean the chimney.
7. There's no latke-nog.
6. Burl Ives doesn't sing Chanukah songs.
5. You won't be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals.
4. You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown."
3. No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl."
2. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards.
and the Number 1 reason why Chanukah is better than Christmas...
1. Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 15, 2003 17:47:13 GMT -5
Why Chanukah is Better Than Christmas9. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway). well, i celebrtate christmas and i get 25 days of presents, so ha! |
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Post by krownz on Dec 15, 2003 19:03:40 GMT -5
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Post by DirtyHarry on Dec 16, 2003 1:57:50 GMT -5
Shalom Hybrid... ;D!....BTW..do you really have that "thing" cutt off like all the others of your kind?  ...LOL! ;D |
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Post by •ŠµbHµmän• on Dec 16, 2003 9:30:20 GMT -5
Ouch, kinda scary being jewish
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Post by =Hybrid~MoS^GH= on Dec 16, 2003 18:35:49 GMT -5
lol "its" not "cut off" they only cut off some extra skin, ya guys probly been curcimsized too |
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Post by krownz on Dec 16, 2003 20:09:32 GMT -5
What's the point? Like...Hrmmm...What's the point of being "curcimsized"??  [/color]
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Post by •ŠµbHµmän• on Dec 16, 2003 20:52:17 GMT -5
I know what it is Ice and what r the advantages of it...but no way
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Post by DirtyHarry on Dec 17, 2003 3:48:00 GMT -5
Well the point is Egagleye...since Abraham...(hmmm...this is 1 of the most important of Hybrids forefathers) moved to the "Holy Land", The Big Boss wanted to give him a "special" gift. That's why he ordered him to "cut off" his "extra skin" from his thingy's forehead, which is calledy being circumsized. This is the reason why all jews are beeing curcimsized. And not "only" jews, but moslems too. Because jews and moslem are kinda "brothers"...?... ... Abraham didn't quite followed what the Big Boss told him, and tryied to "help" him a little bit. So he got himself a second wife, who was much younger than his first one....and she gave birth to Abraham's first child, a boy called Ismahel, who is the "father" of all moslems....later on his first wife gave birth to his seccond child called Isac, who was the father of all "jews".....further informatins are to be found in the Holy Bible, first book, called Genesis...that's explains why "jews" and "moslems" are fighting eachother...it's all about who has the right to inharit Abraham Legacy.... Being now circumsized, was for Abraham the possibility that every time he wanted to get laid, he had to "remember" about what The Boss "promissed" to Abraham in the beginning....and that must have been a very hurting process.......  ......LOL!  |
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Post by krownz on Dec 17, 2003 16:29:23 GMT -5
Yeah, I've read Genesis in church...Is all the rest of this "true"?
Abraham /----------\ Ishmael---Isaac [/color] Never knew...[/font]
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Post by =Hybrid~MoS^GH= on Dec 17, 2003 18:53:05 GMT -5
no... Muhammed created Islam in 600 A.D.  |
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Post by DirtyHarry on Dec 18, 2003 4:52:19 GMT -5
Yes Hybrid...but moslem are the "childrens" of Ismahel...aren't they...if you read the Bible your will find out....so they are the halfbrothers with the jews...wheather you like it or not...that is the truth! |
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Post by =Hybrid~MoS^GH= on Dec 18, 2003 8:50:14 GMT -5
bible is not always correct... btw we have torah not bible |
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Post by krownz on Dec 18, 2003 14:30:39 GMT -5
I knew Mahummed was the Muslim saviour  [/color]
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 18, 2003 14:40:18 GMT -5
i dont really know much of this, but i guess that eags and dirty does
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...LOL! ;D
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