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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Nov 26, 2003 20:07:05 GMT -5
i think its old, but my math teacher (what a fu**ing boring class) told us and i knew the answer so lets see if any1 else does, which i think alot of u will:
A man was driving a black truck without his headlights on, and there was a old lady crossing the street ahead. The moon was not out, so how did the man in the truck see the old woman?
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Nov 26, 2003 20:08:00 GMT -5
heres another one:
Yoo're in a room with no doors,windows and no way out, and all you have is a bat and ball, how do u get out?
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Post by =Hybrid~MoS^GH= on Nov 26, 2003 21:05:46 GMT -5
i think the first one is: when she started. It was during the day!  |
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Post by krownz on Nov 26, 2003 22:06:19 GMT -5
Yoo're in a room with no doors,windows and no way out, and all you have is a bat and ball, how do u get out?
'Cause if he were to get "struck" out...Was he the only on in the room?
And if he were to get out altogether...He can't get out[/color] |
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Nov 27, 2003 14:47:24 GMT -5
lol eags, yes ur right eags, minus all the crap u said about getting technical, and mos was ritgh too, it was during the day when she was crossing the street.
anyone got any??
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Post by krownz on Nov 27, 2003 21:25:36 GMT -5
No sir...Well...I've heard some but...Nah[/color]
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Nov 28, 2003 14:27:20 GMT -5
ahh come on, wh cares what its about, i need jokes, they are like caffine to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! c...a....n...t......s....t.....o....p......n.....e.....e.....d.....m.....o.....r.....e...
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Post by KuriKa on Nov 28, 2003 16:54:36 GMT -5
c...a....n...t......s....t.....o....p......n.....e.....e.....d.....m.....o.....r.....e... too many .... lol  i know some, but i dont know how to translate them well... but let me try one One man, arrived to his home (very angry) and says to his wife: " - Maria (wifes name), your daugther's boyfriend wrote her name with piss on the wall!" " - Oh dear, it doesnt matter. U have done the same thing when u were younger!" " - But it is writen with her handwriting...."  did u guys understand it?...its a simple one... |
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Post by krownz on Nov 28, 2003 17:31:36 GMT -5
LMAO[/color]
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Nov 28, 2003 18:23:58 GMT -5
lol thats funny, and i tried to make it look right for ya kk, hope u dont mind
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Nov 28, 2003 18:29:05 GMT -5
"Take a pencil and paper," the teacher said, " and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire.' "
Everyone but Philip, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write furiously.
"What's the matter," the teacher asked."Why dont you begin?"
"I'm waiting for my secretary," he replied.
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Nov 28, 2003 18:33:07 GMT -5
During our basic army training, a sergeant was telling us how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degrees.
"But, sergeant, all circles have 360 degrees," someone called out.
"Don't be stupid," the sergeant roared." This is a small circle."
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Nov 28, 2003 18:38:17 GMT -5
my last one for a bit:
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal:"Change your course 10 degrees east."
The light signals back: "Change yours, 10 degrees west."
Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a navy captain! Change your course, sir!"
"I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply." Change your course, sir."
Now the captain is furious." I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!"
There's one last reply." I'm a lighthouse. Your call"
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Post by KuriKa on Nov 28, 2003 20:14:10 GMT -5
i tried to make it look right for ya kk, hope u dont mind i dont...just sometimes that i dont know the meaning of some words that way i ask u see that when we are playing, but u can write as u wish here, i understand it, and if i dont...i always have the dictionnary on my computer... |
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Nov 28, 2003 21:11:15 GMT -5
ok, nice to see that u try ur best
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