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Post by î§täñ W¤ñk§-3ÄÐ on Dec 2, 2003 16:54:31 GMT -5
hey neoman...lol... it worked
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 2, 2003 16:56:11 GMT -5
k thanks istan.
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Post by krownz on Dec 2, 2003 20:56:44 GMT -5
LMAO ;D
Good, I can reply to this now...I assume that's what Istan was testin'...  [/color]
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 2, 2003 21:20:06 GMT -5
lol like those ones eags  |
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Post by DirtyHarry on Dec 3, 2003 5:12:51 GMT -5
LOL...that's not funny Neodude!  ...lol! ;D |
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 3, 2003 19:28:30 GMT -5
ok.... i'll post some more later
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 3, 2003 20:09:24 GMT -5
ok here's a few:
On our railway, children age 10 and under travel at half-price. As the conductor began checking tickets, a woman sitting next to me told her daughter, "Now remember, you are only 10." The girl nodded her head.
The conductor approched and asked the girl, " How old are you?"
" Ten sir."
"And when will you be 11?"
"When i get off this train!"
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 3, 2003 20:11:11 GMT -5
Son to his father as they watched TV: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the channel."
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 3, 2003 20:13:40 GMT -5
Patron:"What time do you have?"
Bartender:" I don't have a watch anymore. I bought one that was waterproof, dustproof, and shockproof."
Patron:"Well, where is it?"
Bartender:" It caught fire."
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 3, 2003 20:16:05 GMT -5
Q: How many car salesmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: I'm just going to work this out on my calculator, and i think you're going to be pleasantly surprised.
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 3, 2003 20:17:10 GMT -5
How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five- one to change it and four to deny it.
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 3, 2003 20:19:33 GMT -5
Q: How many bureaucrats does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to assure us that everything possible is being done while the other screws the blub into a water faucet.
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 3, 2003 20:20:55 GMT -5
Q: How many liberated women does it take to change a light bulb?
A:Five! One to turn it, and four to form a support group.
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 3, 2003 20:23:15 GMT -5
Thomas Edison spent years trying to invent the electric light, testing and retesting. Finally, late one night, he got the blub to glow. He ran out of his laboratory, through the house, up the stairs to his bedroom. "Honey," Edison called to his wife, "I've done it!"
She rolled over and said, "Will you turn off that light and come to bed!"
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 3, 2003 20:24:51 GMT -5
My last one for tonight:
Q: How many country-western singers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Five. One to put in the new bulb, and four to sing about how much they long for the old one.
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...lol! ;D