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Post by krownz on Nov 29, 2003 8:48:18 GMT -5
LOL Neo...Nice ones ;D[/color]
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Nov 29, 2003 21:41:22 GMT -5
lol i like the circle one and the lighthouse one. here's another one:
Bill sat at a local bar, bragging about his atheltic prowess.None of the regulars challenged him, but a visitor piped up," I'll bet you 50 bucks that i can push somthing in a wheelbarrow for one block and you can't wheel back."
Bill looked at the skinny stranger and decided it wasn't much of a challenge."I'll take you on," he said.
The two men and a number of regulars borrowed a wheelbarrow and took it to the corner."How, let's see what you're made of," taunted Bill.
"Okay, " said the challenger. "Get in"
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Nov 29, 2003 21:45:27 GMT -5
Pete was telling a friend that he had just lost his job."Why did the foreman fire you?"
"Oh," Pete said,"you know how foreman are. They stand around with their hands in their pockets watching everybody else work."
"We all know that," replied his friend."But why did he let you go?"
"Jealousy," answered Pete. "All the other workers thought i was the foreman."
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Post by krownz on Nov 29, 2003 21:48:56 GMT -5
lmao, where are you gettin' these?[/color]
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Nov 29, 2003 21:52:53 GMT -5
oooh i have my sources  ;D |
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Post by krownz on Nov 29, 2003 21:55:35 GMT -5
I bet it's from Austin Powers, A.K.A. Mike Myers, isn't it?  [/color]
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Nov 30, 2003 11:52:54 GMT -5
lol 'Mike Myers" nope, i got other sources, altho he is a funny guy. hmm shall i post more??
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Post by krownz on Nov 30, 2003 18:52:41 GMT -5
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 1, 2003 14:43:50 GMT -5
well since eags dosn't like my jokes i'll stop telling them, and my sources are very mad at u now |
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Post by krownz on Dec 1, 2003 18:31:00 GMT -5
pffff, I like "your" jokes ...Keep 'em comin' ol' pappy  [/color]
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 1, 2003 21:34:55 GMT -5
lol ok, hes another few:
"What are you so happy about?" a woman asked the 98-year-old man.
"I broke a mirror," he replied
"But that means seven years of bad luck."
"I know," he said,beaming." Isn't it wonderful?"
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 1, 2003 21:36:12 GMT -5
You know your getting old when you walk into a record store and everything u like has been marked down to $1.99
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 1, 2003 21:38:01 GMT -5
A hunting party was hoplessly lost."I thought you said you were the best guide in Maine!" one of the hunters angrily said to their confused leader.
"I am," he replied." But i think we're in Canada now."
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 1, 2003 21:39:57 GMT -5
Two would-be fisherman rented a boat, and one caught a large fish." We should mark the spot" he said. The other man drew a large X on teh bottom of the boat with a black marker.
"That's no good," he said to the first man." Next time out we may not get the same boat."
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Post by ÑèøMâñ5 on Dec 1, 2003 21:42:37 GMT -5
Last one for now:
"Las Vegas is loaded with all kindas of gambling devices," says bob. " Dice tables,slot machines, and wedding chapels."
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